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1. (russia) (2422↑, 928↓)
1)Today Russia is the only nation in the world, capable to keep International Space Station running 2)Russian technology propells US Atlas carrier vehicles and in effect, puts many of US payloads into the orbit, including military.

search google for RD-180

2. (russia) (1683↑, 388↓)
1) Largest nation in land area, has a population 140 million, steadily declining since collapse of USSR 2) Capital Moscow is Europe's largest city with 13 million people, frequently ranks as 2nd most expensive city after Tokyo 3) Is mostly a democracy on paper only 4) US dollars and Euros are used just as much as rubles 5) Owner of the world's largest stockpile of tactical and strategic nuclear weapons 6) Has a very safe and successful space program 7) Struggles to maintain a vast military, while dealing with domestic terrorism daily 8) Has a thouroughly obscene obsession with German sedans 9) Average worker makes only $200 a month 10) Is incredibly beautiful in the winter

When in Moscow, watch out for the government (and not-so-government) luxobarges that like to drive on the opposite side of the road at triple digit speeds. Sphincter clenchingly terrifying, and makes Russian roulette look like a kindergarten game.

3. (russia) (2275↑, 1110↓)
A really big and very cool country in the east. Managed to crush the Nazi occupation force after a decisive tank battle in the fields of Kursk. Currently fighting those damn rebels, as of yet they are the only country to do anything effective to fight global terrorism. They pwned the bastards. Russia has given birth to all sorts of cool stuff, Vodka, the t-32 battle tank, the ak47 and kossack hats.

Russian women are FINE.

Author: Citezen:Erased http://russia.urbanup.com/1179938
4. (Russia) (2014↑, 956↓)
My home land. Those who say its a bad place to live go to hell. Anyone who says people are lazy or sit around drinking vodka don't know how much people scrafice for their family and their country. Especially when you compare russia to the amount of lazy and over weight people in america. get ur ass off the computer and go jog.

Many people in my family were part of the Russian White Army. There is a statue in Berlin of one of my family members.

Author: Luda Lvovna Kuznetsova http://russia.urbanup.com/953423
5. (Russia) (1579↑, 678↓)
Country worth to live in, and worth to die for.

Za Rossiu ne volnuytes, dorogie zagranichney druzya, volnuytes za sebya.

6. (Russia) (969↑, 450↓)
Pretty cool country really. Thankfully is going after those terrorist SOB's unlike SOME (cough cough FRANCE cough cough). Powerful country and ally of the U.S.

People from Russia have cool accents.

7. (russia) (798↑, 385↓)
Is a great country. The people there are harworking and not violent drunks like SOME motherfuckers say(If russians are violent what do you say about the war in iraq?or the overflowing violent chavs in england?) . Its really verry beautiful and the schools are harder than in many other country.I would know im russian\>

Za rasiu\! hehe XP\!For russia-it really rocks\!And there are lots of drunks in other countrys hehe, besides vodka is great until you get carried away forever...

Author: web cat mraw\! http://russia.urbanup.com/1462368
8. (Russia) (408↑, 181↓)
The coolest place in the world, really. Don't write anything about it if you haven't been there and know nothing about it\!

Your birthplace can't make you famous, but you can make it.not only about Russia

9. (russia) (265↑, 76↓)
Russia is the largest country in the world that stretches from the Baltic sea to the Pacific ocean in the east. Today it covers an Area 17 075 200 sq.km. since the collapse of the [Soviet Union] and has a population of 144 million people. Also had the 3rd largest empire(after the British and Mongol empire) in the world which covered a land size of 22 400 000 sq.km. up until 1918. Was once called the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR), after the Bolshevik revolution in 1917 and is toady apart of the Commonwealth of Independent States, since the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991. Russia has the 9th largest economy of the world and is slowly becoming richer since the end of it being communist.

Russia is a huge country, with alot of resources and the potential to become very rich

10. (russia) (273↑, 115↓)
The country where [warez] servers are out of law.

- Where can I find some warez? - Russian google, noob :\<

11. (Russia) (266↑, 129↓)
The motherland of everything awesome in this world: AK-47s, the sinister Russian Mafia style, the old Zaparozhets, and my favorite, the Russian fur hat\!

You fuck with me, you're fuckin with Russia.

12. (Russia) (291↑, 177↓)
A large country with a history that keeps changing after Joeseph Stalin tried to erase it after the Czar was killed. The USSR broke up in 1992 and since then there has been no communism in the country.

Russia has a powerful army.

13. (russia) (285↑, 209↓)
In only 15 years after the horribly devastating nazi invasion with 27+ mln. perished and large part of its territory in ashes, Russia was the first nation in history of mankind to break through into space. Still the first in space today, even after decade of post-soviet chaos and poor management. Not only that, Russia also helped greatly to improve American educational system by inspiring the infamous Sputnik crisis in early 60s. Yet NASA never really caught up, so now Russia generously gives them a ride. Why not. Always feared and envied by the Western Cold War hawks and their poodles no matter what Russia does, because the West fears and envies everything they cannot swallow or control. Russia is repeatedly attacked and backstabbed only to patiently put offenders back in line and then spoon-feed them. Helped the French to discover their babysitting talents in 1812 and relieved Germans of their mental issues in 1945. After each setback Russia emerges more powerful than before.

The first man in space was Russian. (And woman too)

14. (Russia) (130↑, 64↓)
A Large, beautiful country that occupies a sizable portion of two continents, namely Europe and Asia. Russia has been a Christian civilization since the 900s A.D. Its primary religious body is the Russian Orthodox Church. Over the last millennium, the Russians have held their own against invading hordes of Mongols, Muslims, Napoleon, and the Nazis. Russia is known as the birthplace of vodka, Cossacks, some great classical composers, and some of the world's most stunningly beautiful women\! During the early 20th-century, Russia suffered a violent revolution followed by a bloody civil war. The victors in this conflict were a slimy band of thugs known as Bolsheviks, a/k/a Communists. They murdered the [Tsar] and his family, and subjected the Russian people to 70 years of brutal dictatorship. Then Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher employed economic, diplomatic and "soft" military pressure to defeat the Soviet Commies and free the Russian people without firing a shot. Today, Russia is one of the only countries in the world that can simultaneously (1) stimulate its economy with a flat tax, (2) show the world how to handle radical Muslims, and (3) show us how to deal with gay perverts.

Moscow and St. Petersburg have each served as the capital of Russia. You don't wanna mess with Russia--just ask Napoleon\!

15. (Russia) (234↑, 182↓)
The country with the world's most nukes, although they barely know where half of them are.

Bobby: Hey grandpa Joe, how many nukes does Russia have? Grandpa Joe: Who the hell knows\! And leave me alone will ya, I'm trying to take a nap.

Author: Ookpick GooseFrubba http://russia.urbanup.com/1418945
16. (russia) (82↑, 41↓)
Russia is the biggest country in the world. Has a powerful military force and has made a big contribution to humanity. The country was in complete shit after 1991 when the Union collapsed, but since the beggining of the XXI century is experiencing a steady and large economic growth. Nowadays a big part of the budget is being spent on new sciences, like nanotechnology and genetic research. There are still many disparities between the capital cities and the rest of russia, but eventually that will straighten up. Birthrates are low and the fertility rate rate is subreplacement. But that's what happens in most of the West anyway. Yes, there are drunken fucktards, but most Russians actually have 2 or more higher degree educations. The vast majority of "russians" living in the US are actually Jews whose parents were born in the USSR.

guy - Russia is VERY big\! me - yes it is\!

Author: ivan kuznetzov http://russia.urbanup.com/2665807
17. (Russia) (35↑, 12↓)
A place that can be seen from Wasilla, Alaska.

I can see Russia from my house.

Author: It's About Fucking Time http://russia.urbanup.com/5426963
18. (Russia) (37↑, 28↓)
The one country in the world where we can conspire against the USA in freedom\!\! DOWN WITH CAPITALISM\!\! Progress of Communism\!\!

Russia is cold...

19. (Russia) (47↑, 38↓)
1. largest country in land mass 2. place filled with vodka, circuses, and bears on unicycles 3. homeland of the kossak hat 4. the place Sarah Palin can see from her back yard

1. [Russia] is 17,075,400 km^2. 2. Hey\! There's a bear on a unicycle\! It must be from [Russia] 3. Mishka: This is the best hat ever\! Mascha: Of course\! It is from my homeland of [Russia]\! 4. Sarah Palin: "I can see [Russia] from my back yard\!

20. (Russia) (12↑, 11↓)
Home of the best porn in the world.

No porn beats Russian porn. Russia porn is the shit\!

21. (russia) (358↑, 358↓)
a country of people who cant look after them selves, yet want to rule the world. they invaded half of europe and prevented these countries from developing. once however the ussr did fall apart these countries were far behind from the rest of the world, and are now trying hard to catch up. when berlin was divided into the east and the west (the russians had the east and allies (uk, america etc.) had the west. after a couple of years the west was developing with new factories and opportunities for pleople, however the east- well many people tryed to get over the berlin wall because of the poverty and no development trying to look for a better life but were all shot.- this shows that the only thing russia can take care of is downing a shot of vodka.

jim- hey bob, what are the russians best at? bob- getting drunk, and fucking up the world jim

Author: darren mcgreen http://russia.urbanup.com/1696590
22. (russia) (45↑, 50↓)
Really, really big and cold country full of really proud and angry people. We get drunk a lot. People there are lazy but highly intelligent, and usually have short tempers and faces like potatoes... :( Strong military. We have never been conquered. Difficult to get along with but we party hard. Poccia pylet\! lol :)

if they look angry and they're wearing galoshes with tights, they're probably Russian.

Author: potatoface339 http://russia.urbanup.com/4355272
23. (Russia) (55↑, 60↓)
The world’s largest country and the northernmost country in Eurasia, stretching from Finland to the Bering Strait and the Arctic Ocean south to the “stans” of Central Asia. Russia was the largest Republic of the U.S.S.R but is now the largest of the Commonwealth of Independent States after the Communists fell in 1991. The population is about 140 million or so and is concentrated in the western fifth of the country in Europe. Moscow is the capital and largest city and 3rd largest single city in the world with a population exceeding 10 million in the city limits alone. Russia is a cold, arctic barren land making it the coldest country in the world by average temperature. Siberia (Asian Russia east of the Caucasus Mountains) is defiantly among the coldest inhabited places in the world. So much so, that many Russian prisoners are sent to Siberia in the winter to be tortured. The weak Russian economy has nothing to do with the fall of the Communists, but everything to do with corruption in the Russian government that is squandering its numerous natural resources and oppressing the people. Since the fall of the Communists, Russian citizens have been suffering from severely long lines for bread and water. Its government is a Democracy on paper only, however Communism is still a reality even after the fall of the USSR. Its leader Vladimir Putin is a member of the Russian form of the KGB and is a Communist at heart and wants Russia to return to Communism. The people have some cultural fettish with furry hats and boots. I have visited Russia and will admit that it is a very beautiful country. I spent a month alone in Moscow and it is a really neat city--the people are nice (much nicer than New Yorkers anyway) and the Kremlin is neat to see. It’s a major cultural center with numerous colleges, and is big in the fine and performing arts. It’s basically an Eastern European version of New York City.

If it weren’t for the cold and an oppressive government that ruins the economy and keeps people in poverty, I’m sure Russia would be a neat place to live.

24. (russia) (1↑, 13↓)
a country that wishes they were america

russia is gay

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25. (russia) (7↑, 21↓)
Russia is a sarcastic bitch who likes moles n saids GAH\! alot. You got to love the Russia.

jacknthebeanstock-HEY RUSSIA HEY HEY HEY RUSSIA\! *plays with russias hair* russia-chops his balls off.

Author: Lenny........ http://russia.urbanup.com/5727260
26. (Russia) (17↑, 39↓)
An Eastern European country that people ACTUALLY cares about, and just like any other slavs, they love dancing, borsch, vodka and drives lada. But what separates Russians from other slavs is that Russians are semi-asiatic due to historical invasions by the Chechens and the Mongols. Russian women are very practical and are also notorious for being mail brides and pornstars, but I guess many of us don't mind that. Russian (llllooooski as they call themselves) men are normally angry and drunk. It is a myth that Russian men don't know what a deodorant is. Modern Russia, unlike what everyone believes it to be the home of Communism has transformed itself to the home of Fascism. Many Neo-Nazi gangs roam the alleys and backwoods/suburbs of Moscow and Leningra...I mean St. Petersburg. It is a very dangerous place for anyone who does not look slav to visit.

- Lonely Planet tourism guide - Q: What's there to do in Russia? A: Getting stabbed and thrown off from a subway by bunch of masked men.

Author: Lexicographia http://russia.urbanup.com/5314726
27. (Russia) (62↑, 92↓)
An enormous, cool, proud, but also extremely impoverished country that takes up half of the European and Asian continents.

The Russians gave us a lot of cool stuff, like [borscht], [vodka], and [cossack hat]s. A pity that Yeltsin had to run the country into the ground.

Author: Tom Olbermann http://russia.urbanup.com/2125751
28. (Russia) (140↑, 173↓)
Historicaly, russia has actually been a very strong country. The person who posted above forgot to list the people who the Russians pwned, aka the [Teutonic Knights], the [Mongols] (eventually, after being beaten by the Mongols for a couple of centuries), King Charles of [Sweden], the [Prussians], [Napoleon], and the [Nazis]. Even with all that, Russia, is growing weaker nowadays, mainly because of all the restrictions that other countries put on it.

But I have a hunch that [Putin] will become the next [Tsar] of all the Russias.

29. (Russia) (194↑, 228↓)
A cold shit hole on a fucking ice cap that people actually call a country. Most Russians are drunk,violent,stupid,rude and needs to stop dreaming of the past and sucking on Lenin's dick.

If you are a Russian that still supports the (DEAD)USSR and its beliefs, then you are a SOVIET PIG\!

Author: Oh,wouldn't you like to know http://russia.urbanup.com/3985482
30. (Russia) (6↑, 42↓)
A stupid country full of drunks and child molesters.

Brad: Dude that chick was from Russia\! Camron: Eeww

Author: unknown7777734 http://russia.urbanup.com/5782437
31. (Russia) (145↑, 184↓)
Russia is the world's largest nation with a fascinating history and culture. It has achieved much eg. defeating Nazi Germany, sending the first satelite and man into space, and inventing the Kalashnikov rifle and Tetris. Russia is one of the only major powers that has the balls to say America is destabilising the world.

Slava Rossiyi\! Slava Rodinu\! Glory to Russia\! Glory to the Motherland\!

Author: TheRussianBlade http://russia.urbanup.com/2296764
32. (russia) (117↑, 162↓)
Russia is country spreading from western Europe to the east coast of Asia. It is the largest country in the world, and has proven to be a powerful force in history. The people have a unique pride and devotion to their country, and would give it all for their homeland. Unlike popular American belief, the weather most in Russia is EXTREMELY nice. Yes it is cold in SIBERIA and the winter, but that's what winter is. In the summer, there is usually a good average of 70-85ºF. Also, even though Russia is known for it's vodka, that doesn't mean all anyone ever does is sit aorund drinking till their brains melt. It is true Russians enjoy a good drink, expecially some strong stuff at a family party, but they are not alcoholics. I find the American fetish with Russian hats and accents really funny. :) To be perfectly honest, the hats they show in the movies must be 50 years old, and the accents aren't what true Russian accents sound like.

Strashna ne smert, strashna nevola\! (Feared is not to be death, feared is to be unfreedom\!) - A Russian saying to live by :) RUSSIAN PRIDE\! (I just had to put that in, because I would DIE for Russia\!)

33. (russia) (385↑, 431↓)
The most ruthless country on earth. All they want is to invade other countries only to be kicked out pitifully. Russia is responsible for millions of deaths torture, imprisonments and crime against humanity. It is a country which pretends to be democratic but obviously they never understand what democracy is. But it is not their fault they were all born under communism. They know nothing more than killing and destroying. Now a days all the Russians have to do is to suck America's cock to ignore their crimes in Chechnya.

1- Three lions were relaxing and talking to each other: 1st lion : Last month I happened to eat a French tourist and every time I take a shit there comes a nice perfume fragrance out\! 2nd lion : I ate a Japanese two months ago and still every time I take a shit there come camera films out\! 3rd lion frustrated: six months ago I ate a Russian general and every time I take a shit there are still medals that come out\!\!\! 2- In Russia they wear big hats over their hollow heads.

34. (russia) (16↑, 64↓)
Russia is a country starting in the east of europe and covering almost half of the asian continent. In its history it has fought many wars, and for those who say its peaceful now, and that it is "thebestomfg", go read some fucking recent news\! their recent invasion and take - over of a neighboring country shows the true face of the Syberian Tiger.

goods: vodka (what?\! its good, w/e you say, you cant deny that) ak47 Nico Bellic :P Sputnik First to be in space both women and men bads: largest stock of Weapons of Mass Destruction Invasion of Georgia, recently Communism in the past Killing the economics of many countries in the past, and recently too hate (other side doesnt like them too though....) for the west - not all of russians, but the propaganda in the news... strictly controlled by government mafia main history events: defeat of Nazis Stopped by the Poles, while advancing against the west in 1920 consumed many countries, such as poland, ukraine, lithuania etc. in their communist past Afghanistan invasion - big mistake cold war against the west Wages war on terror, more succesfully than the U.S gigantic economics trouble in the past, now a strong economy conquered by the Mongols, defeated them after a couple of centuries Mafia hits no.1 businessman in Russia, shock (1930's) in the press

Author: Mort eind the medic\! http://russia.urbanup.com/3427890
35. (Russia) (32↑, 91↓)
Synonomus with Communism.

Josef: Man I hate Russia Stalin: Yeah dude I hella don't wan't Russia for our government.

36. (russia) (22↑, 82↓)
The country where most of the mysterious fofudia wearers live. All they do nowadays is defending the primordial Russian/Orthodox(christian)/communist ideology* on the web against their eternal enemy the West and its mercenaries from Ukraine, Georgia & Baltic states, as you can see in the definitions below. In their spare time they laud the Luminary Putin. * Can you imagine people who love the last czar shot by the commies and the commies themselves? Or people that join what they think is Christianity with what they think is heritage of their pagan ancestors? Well, it's how they are, the mysterious fofudia wearers.

1) Who's now playing jazz, will bought be by the West\! 2) Blame the Jews if there's no juice\! (Russian f-wearers usual sayings)

37. (Russia) (7↑, 72↓)
Russia is not the largest country anymore\! It used to be the largest (with the Soviet Union) but since the downfall of the USSR, it has been divided into much smaller countries. Siberia is still the largest forest though. (I'm not saying Russia sucks, it's just that most of you have been saying that Russia is the largest country.)

Now that the USSR of Russia has fallen, China may be the largest country currently.

Author: Pseudonym?WTF http://russia.urbanup.com/5247998
38. (russia) (230↑, 296↓)
Russia is [Nazi] state in Asia. Russia are full with [pidar]asi which are ill with [HIV] and [Aids]. Russia is always poor. 99 % of Russians are [stupid] [cunt]s. Also Russian Nazi leader Putin is known as [pidar].

-What is the biggest Nazi state? -It is Russia\!

Author: norussianoproblem http://russia.urbanup.com/3962634
39. (Russia) (48↑, 118↓)
Thick primitive nation, constantly drunk,violent and loud.Have best literature and music in world.Probably have highies number of dictators in history of Europe who's don't give a flying fuck about it's people and send them to certain death in number of milions.Silly people taking everything for granted as their leaders told them (no more than americans though).Have good looking womens.

Lenin's idea of comunism wasn't that bad in theory but was executed dreadfuly,I like russians they have this estern toughness

40. (russia) (34↑, 105↓)
is another word for anal sex between men

gay guy: wanna go russia on each other? gay guy2: yeah i love getting russianed

41. (russia) (130↑, 211↓)
A country with a very rich history and amazing culture existed until 1991. Now it's so called "Russian Federation" controlled by greedy "new russians" who don't care about anyone or anything and just stealing and ruining what was created before them by Soviet Union and before that.

Russian police : Hey you there, speed limite was 60 km/h and you were going like 250 Dude: Here's 10 $ for ya bustard Russian police: All right\! Good day to you my friend\! Oh, by the way, may i wash your car? -------------------------- Russian with brain: Screw this governement, they didn't create democracy or anything. The factories don't work and no one is taking us seriously. And this reforms... now i have to pay 2500 rubels for electricity insted of 300.

42. (russia) (90↑, 180↓)
is the country which nobody likes (except of russians)....and why should russia like your country if you don't like Russia? It was very hard time for Russia after Disintegration of the Soviet Union, but time goes and soon Russia will get it's power back.Don't worry, there isn't communism anymore so Russia (perhaps) is very benevolent ... :) what's up comrades?

Ukraine, Belarus, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Georgia, Moldavia and others say that Russia is bad that's why soon they would buy gas much more expensive. Russia doesn't like Germany. Russia is sorry about Poland, if that I know is the truth.

43. (russia) (72↑, 184↓)
Pathetic excuse for a country. Russia is full of whores, drunkards and vodka, and pretty much nothing else, except mafia and war hungry army leaders. Russia is quite funny country, in a sad, pitiful way. All that russian government can think is invadin other countries and rule the world, but only thing they got is getting their asses kicked. All in all, Russia is a total shithole country full of commies and drunks. Don't go there, ppl.

Russia got their asses in history and they always will. Russians will never learn not invade other countries and pissing other countries off. What an bunch of retards\!

44. (Russia) (70↑, 183↓)
A country whose slavonic people wold still live in cave in Ural if it wasn't for almighty Bulgarian Empire to send them Cyrilic alphabet and scholars to teach them to read and write.

Person 1:Who gave Russia the alphabet it uses today? Person 2:The bulgarians

45. (russia) (86↑, 200↓)
Country that pretended to be yugoslavias friend throughout all the european wars, and now pretends to be an ally of serbia. Altough they profit from every time they "save" serbia and former Yugoslavia. One such example being the Kosovo crisis, when they entered Pristina (Kosovos Capital) and demanded money from America. They got paid, and left, the end.

Serb : "Russia will save us\!\!\!" 2 seconds later, shot in the head

46. (Russia) (81↑, 203↓)
Horrible shithole of a country. I hear nobody is friendly there. It's a 2nd world country. A terrible place to live, so bad, that women from Russia sell their souls on the internet to foreign business men for marriage.

At the end of World War 2, Russian soldiers raped every German girl they could get their hands on from age 12 and above. Russians are monsters.

47. (russia) (60↑, 221↓)
A country where fluency in English is actually decreasing unlike other countries because of translations of every single english language sources and the increasing laziness of teenagers nowadays to learn English more than just a school subject.Perhaps because of the winter?????

The past generation Russia are very brilliant scientists and doctors during the glory of USSR.

48. (Russia) (101↑, 281↓)
The world's leading supplier of mail order brides. Slightly less important than China, who produces our remote controls and McDonald's Happy Meal toys.

"Look, if I wanted a wife to nag my head off Drippy, I'd order one from Russia."

49. (Russia) (123↑, 316↓)
You know the country that has the catalog wifes.
50. (Russia) (76↑, 300↓)
russia's one of the coolest countries EVER\! and i am NOT russian, but i still love it\! moscow has the hottest boutiques and most beautiful streets. it is BETTER than Ny. and believe me, i've been to both places. :)) SOVIET UNION ROCKS\!\! AHHH\!\!\! :)) lmao.

"kommunizm v nashey strane eshe ne nastupil, no printcip uzhe deystvuet. ot kazhdego po potrebnostyam, po sposobnostyam, ego transportnogo sredstva\!" ))))) russia's cooool\<3

Author: S NOVYM GODOM)) http://russia.urbanup.com/2172522
51. (Russia) (67↑, 320↓)
Although the fucktard said that Russia is a fukkd country has sum truth, like Putin's retartedness or no jobs. Both my parents were doctors from Russia with really good education but lived in [socialism]. Even though there are very little jobs, and I'm unemployed that doesn't mean I don't get any money :)... I live TEH life an u cant do shit bout it. If you say that my peeps don't kno wut aids is, Ima get the whole entire (Axis Of Evil) on ur fukin ass biatch\!

(Retard) Russia was a communist country\! (Me) No you fucktard, you are a complete moronic idiot cock monkey, Russia was never Communist, it was Socialist.

52. (russia) (37↑, 330↓)
am just watchin all dat shit chu writin and it makez me laugh worse than a muh'fucka, kuz AINT NOBODY of yall foreignerz knoez wut ma mama land IZ. especially doze who'z tryin to put shit on ma kontry. u aint neva lived here so shutcha muh'fuckin mouthz. if yall dunno shit, dont talk shit, nomsane? "crime against humanity" - wut da fuck iz thiz, huh? now tell me, muhfuckaz who had dem coloniez in Africa, who bombed innocent ppl around the whole muh'fuckin world, genecide n all dat? plus yall bytch azz fat azz americanz claimin participation in World War II, but it aint nuttin but shit, fuck yo patricipation and british too. all yall bytchez iz unda dem kikez, u got aint nuttin but dem dollaz in yo eyez, muh'fuckin animalz fed up by yo governmentz. u aint eva gon get no patriotic feelinz n all dat kuz all yall iz ANIMALZ, and all yo so-called 'feelinz' exist az long az u got enuf food to eat, enuf money to spend, but it gon vanish without no muh'fuckin trace when diz supplement endz, nomsane? and we aint got no friendz. yall c ma kontry raisin from damn kneez, kuz dem kikez tried to drop us on em during the existence of soviet union. all friendz we got r India, African kontriez and SA'z. and we gon ressurect, one way or muh'fuckin otha, so watch out. ahahahahahahah

Russia haz yo, nomsane?

Author: Bumrushin RUSSIAN http://russia.urbanup.com/1710073
53. (Russia) (120↑, 454↓)
A country long bereft of honor. First got pwned by the Tartars. Then got pwned by fundamentalist Orthodoxy. Then got pwned by the Bolsheviks. Currently getting pwned by the Chechens. Ya know, they never really were a great country after all\!

The Russian military is one of the least-trained, underfunded, smallest military forces in the world, with only sixteen percent as many personal as the US military.

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  • RUSSIA — RUSSIA, former empire in Eastern Europe; from 1918 the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic (R.S.F.S.R.), from 1923 the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (U.S.S.R.); from 1990 the Russian Federation. Until 1772 ORIGINS The penetration… …   Encyclopedia of Judaism

  • Russia — Rus sia, n. A country of Europe and Asia. [1913 Webster] {Russia iron}, a kind of sheet iron made in Russia, having a lustrous blue black surface. {Russia leather}, a soft kind of leather, made originally in Russia but now elsewhere, having a… …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • RUSSIA — quae Roxolania etiam dicitur, et Ruthenia, undenomen acceperit, variae exstant opiniones: inter quas verisimiliter est, eam antiquitus Rossetam appellatam fuisse, quasi gentem disseminatam et dispersam: Bosseiaenim, Ruthenorum linguâ,… …   Hofmann J. Lexicon universale

  • Russia — die Bezeichnung für einen Asteroiden, siehe: (232) Russia ein Ort im Bundesstaat New York, Siehe Russia (New York) ein Ort in Ohio, siehe Russia (Ohio) der englische Name für Russland das 1867 in Dienst gestellte Dampfschiff Russia (1867) …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Russia — (рус. Россия)  термин, имеющий несколько значений: Russia (фильм)  фильм Киры Муратовой. Russia goodbye  песня Верки Сердючки. Наша Russia  российский комедийный телесериал. Руша (Огайо) (англ. Russia)  деревня в… …   Википедия

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  • Russia — Russia, OH U.S. village in Ohio Population (2000): 551 Housing Units (2000): 206 Land area (2000): 0.645213 sq. miles (1.671095 sq. km) Water area (2000): 0.000000 sq. miles (0.000000 sq. km) Total area (2000): 0.645213 sq. miles (1.671095 sq.… …   StarDict's U.S. Gazetteer Places

  • Russia, OH — U.S. village in Ohio Population (2000): 551 Housing Units (2000): 206 Land area (2000): 0.645213 sq. miles (1.671095 sq. km) Water area (2000): 0.000000 sq. miles (0.000000 sq. km) Total area (2000): 0.645213 sq. miles (1.671095 sq. km) FIPS code …   StarDict's U.S. Gazetteer Places

  • Russia — 1530s, from M.L. Russi the people of Russia, from Rus, the native name of the people and the country (Cf. Arabic Rus, Med.Gk. Rhos), originally the name of a group of Swed. merchant/warriors who established themselves around Kiev 9c. and founded… …   Etymology dictionary

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